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Allo, allo!
March 18th, 2009 by Gatsby

robert_redford

Okay, okay. Let’s get some things straight:

  • The “Great” Gatsby pines for a dame named Daisy.
  • The GREATER Gatsby eats daisies.
  • The “Great” Gatsby lives in West Egg.
  • The GREATER Gatsby is shaped like an egg.
  • The “Great” Gatsby enjoys sailing in his boat.
  • The GREATER Gatsby is a benefactor to SIX maritime museums.
  • The “Great” Gatsby is a LIAR and a FRAUD.
  • The GREATER Gatsby has never told, nor ever shall tell, a lie. Indeed!

All settled, yes? And for being such a Good Sport, Mr. “Great,” I THANK you.

Tomorrow I think I shall picnic on the MOON.

-Gatsby

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