ATTN: Self.

Herewith is a list of MOST Urgent and Required tasks to Accomplish. Most immediately!

• Respond to that ponce, Pliny. Hrumph!
• Acquire three dozen pheasants, twelve large casks of gutterwine, four ounces caviar, seventeen wheels of gouda, twenty-four lettuce heads, fifty carrots (w/attached greens).
• Inquire after Hibiscus’ availability for picnic next week.
• Tidy the rocket (a lady does not take a dirty rocket).
• File flight plan… to the MOON!