GB turns in to a kangaroo for giant carrots

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J. Jasper Theramungo
B 1/2 Wickerstone Lane
Upper Insmouth
Greater Britain

My DEAREST J.J.,

Oh dear, oh dear! I am in SUCH a pickle! Do send word if you can lend me an ounce of your good sense and common advise over cable or by pigeon?

Tut tut,

Gatsby

Dearest friend of my heart,

But of course my council is yours! You needn’t even BEG permission to bend my considerable ear – merely query me with what concerns you, and my best summation is yours for the application.

Fondest cares,

J.J. Theramungo

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Me: Middle-aged rodent with impeccable table manners and a fastidious attention to hospital corners is searching for a love to call his own. Enjoys a nice cravat, fine wine, and travel on only the most luxurious steamers. Prone to fits of intrigue and plots of danger

You: A young to mid-aged rodent lady, keen on short hops down the lane, veg tops (esp. beet, carrot, and radish), and have a special affinity for Chopin. Body size, color, and ear length is no concern, but a good dewlap just can’t be denied.

Would you like to share a life together? There are EVER so many things for us to experience. Namely, snuggling.

*B for bunny