Me: Middle-aged rodent with impeccable table manners and a fastidious attention to hospital corners is searching for a love to call his own. Enjoys a nice cravat, fine wine, and travel on only the most luxurious steamers. Prone to fits of intrigue and plots of danger

You: A young to mid-aged rodent lady, keen on short hops down the lane, veg tops (esp. beet, carrot, and radish), and have a special affinity for Chopin. Body size, color, and ear length is no concern, but a good dewlap just can’t be denied.

Would you like to share a life together? There are EVER so many things for us to experience. Namely, snuggling.

*B for bunny