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Gatsby’s To-Do List: IMMEDIATE ATTENTION REQUIRED
Jun 18th, 2009 by Gatsby

ATTN: Self.

Herewith is a list of MOST Urgent and Required tasks to Accomplish. Most immediately!

  • Respond to that ponce, Pliny. Hrumph!
  • Acquire three dozen pheasants, twelve large casks of gutterwine, four ounces caviar, seventeen wheels of gouda, twenty-four lettuce heads, fifty carrots (w/attached greens).
  • Inquire after Hibiscus’ availability for picnic next week.
  • Tidy the rocket (a lady does not take a dirty rocket).
  • File flight plan… to the MOON!
TTN: Self.
Herewith is a list of MOST Urgent and Required tasks to Accomplish. Most immediately!
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Gatsby’s To-Do List: IMMEDIATE ATTENTION REQUIRED
Jun 2nd, 2009 by Gatsby

ATTN: Self.

Herewith is a list of MOST Urgent and Required tasks to Accomplish. Most immediately!

  • Compose, sign, and post letter to Mayor Oscar J. Thrumblood RE: the most UNSEEMLY activities of neighborhood (incl. YOUTH & Puffins).
  • Remove crabgrasses from back garden. Simply encroaching, they are!
  • Take in lovely opera on the telly. Perhaps sing along.
  • Eat faeces.
  • Prepare suet and seed pudding for funeral wake of Mr. H. Pidgewidge.
  • Consume twelve pheasants, seven porridge, nine apples, a simple stew, fourteen crusty loaves, and three bottles of sherry. (on diet)
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