The Greater Gatsby » Unfortunate http://www.greatergatsby.com The Greatest Gatsby? Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:00:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 © jakeforbes@gmail.com () jakeforbes@gmail.com() The Greatest Gatsby? jakeforbes@gmail.com No no http://www.greatergatsby.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg The Greater Gatsby http://www.greatergatsby.com 144 144 Concerning Scotsmen http://www.greatergatsby.com/concerning-scotsmen/ http://www.greatergatsby.com/concerning-scotsmen/#comments Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:08:45 +0000 Gatsby http://www.greatergatsby.com/?p=51 connery

The following is both TRUE and terrible.

There once was a Scotsman named Sean C
Who came to my house to eat FLAN, see?
Six servings he ate
Including the plate
Then he ate my canary named Chauncy.

And he was never invited over again.

Rest in PEACE, old chum.

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